“Latest incidence of cinema rage occurred during a screening of Black Swan in Riga”
1. Obligatory punch-line: “the swan made me do it”?
2. This is not ‘nam. This is bowling cinema. There are rules. Check out the official Cinema Code of Conduct.
You know how some mathematical formulas have an elegant simplicity? (Yeah, me neither.) Well Gildersleeve’s descriptions of grammar have that simple but penetrating elegance, like a powerful formula or brilliant textual emendation.
This should be issued to every first-year university student enrolled in any programme related to the humanities.
Mark Kermode and Simon Mayo’s Wittertainment Film-Going Code of Conduct.
I believe breaking these rules should be punishable by death.
YES.
Speaking of songs, “When the Saints Go Marching In” is an understandably popular request by New Orleans visitors. And, it gets played a lot. But it’s also a tradition that “the Saints” requires an extra gratuity. A sign on the wall behind the bandstand at Preservation Hall lays it out: “Traditional request $2. Others $5. The Saints $10.”
Three words:
Festival. Di. Sanremo.
(if you don’t know what this is don’t worry, rule #13 does not apply to you. And you’re not missing anything at all.)
Your make up for your lack of personality with numerous posts full of verbose banalities.
All these bloody automated Top Artists of the Week last.fm lists. No, thanks.
In the forthcoming weeks you post a plethora of screenshots of Lost.
(*Following may resume at a later stage, once it’s all over.)
You don't have to call me Doctor.
I worship at the Church of Springsteen.
I'm a card-carrying ophidiophobe.
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