Walking around the Mission today we crossed paths with Patricia Dolores and her pet human at the Pirate Supply Store (a relative of Brooklyn’s Superhero Supply Company).
Pirate rules say parrots must be parked outside - a disgrace for a city so well-known for its support of equal rights for all! But given P.D. Bird’s celebrity status, she was allowed inside for a little while to take a peek at the store’s excellent range of planks, effective remedies for scurvy, and replacement limbs of all kinds (with or without tattoos). Arrr.




